Telepathic epiphany by Bing Bong (SPLORR)

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Receive a possibly lifechanging experience and get access to
the ancient, cosmic wisdom of Bing Bong, chief spiritual ecclesiastic of
SPLORR. (to be experienced sometime in the near or distant future)

Delivered in person with a hand blown, glass-framed plaque of authenticity.